Ooops, I seem to have been naughty

[sarahx]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last week moveoverramsey and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In November I bought porn for thecesspit (10 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-729 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal! Sincerely, sarahx

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[elfie-elfie.livejournal.com]

Last Monday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator

That was you? I thought Paul Martin looked a little peaked... I put it down to the stress of the no-confidence vote in parliament. :-)

[thecesspit.livejournal.com]

You did? -20 points for not delivering it then!